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$32.99 USD
Product Details
Champions don't drink green juice. They drink whatever takes the edge off.
- Design: TheThreadDept Original
- The Cut: Premium Unisex Tee. (Boxy enough to hide the fact that my "balanced diet" is 90% liquid courage.)
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Material: 100% Cotton. (Soft enough to be the only thing I can tolerate touching my skin right now.)
- 90% Cotton / 10% Poly [Heather]
- The Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders. (Size up if you want that "I woke up on a random couch" oversized aesthetic.)
- Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Printed fresh. Wait a few days; recovery takes time.)
- Vibe: Unapologetic, slightly dehydrated, and ready for round two.
- Best For: Bottomless brunch, "hair of the dog" situations, and judging people who go for a run on Sunday mornings.
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Shipping & Returns
All products are made in the USA and shipped immediately.
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Returns and exchanges are accepted up to 14 days after delivery.
