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$36.99 USD
Product Details
Your membership to doing absolutely nothing. Finally, a club with no meetings.
- The Cut: Premium Unisex Tee. (Boxy enough to hide the fact that I am wearing pyjamas underneath.)
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Material: 100% Cotton. (Soft enough to nap in, which is the only thing on my schedule today.)
- 90% Cotton / 10% Poly [Heather]
- The Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders. (Size up if you want that trendy "I didn't even try" oversized aesthetic.)
- Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Printed fresh. Wait a few days; we are operating on "siesta time," which means we'll get to it when we get to it.)
- Vibe: Horizontal, unconscious, and offline.
- Best For: 2 PM slumps, turning your phone to "Do Not Disturb," and rejecting hustle culture.
SIZING
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Shipping & Returns
All products are made in the USA and shipped immediately.
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Returns and exchanges are accepted up to 14 days after delivery.