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Product Details
I don't need therapy, I just need a crunchy, salty vegetable soaked in vinegar.
- The Cut: Premium Unisex Tee. (Boxy enough to hide the fact that I just ate the entire jar standing in front of the fridge.)
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Material: 100% Cotton. (Soft, natural, and preservative-free. Unlike my snacks.)
- 90% Cotton / 10% Poly [Heather]
- The Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders. (Size up if you want that trendy "I didn't even try" oversized aesthetic.)
- Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Printed fresh. Wait a few days; fermentation takes time, and so do we.)
- Vibe: Salty, sour, and perfectly preserved.
- Best For: Snacking, judging people who order "no pickles," and smelling vaguely of dill.
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Shipping & Returns
All products are made in the USA and shipped immediately.
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Returns and exchanges are accepted up to 14 days after delivery.
