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$32.99 USD
Product Details
They said it couldn't be done. Then I ate 12 slices in one sitting.
- The Cut: Premium Unisex Tee. (Boxy enough to hide the food baby I am currently nurturing.)
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Material: 100% Cotton. (Soft, breathable, and capable of expanding with your stomach.)
- 90% Cotton / 10% Poly [Heather]
- The Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders. (Size up if you want to look like you're smuggling a calzone under your shirt.)
- Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Printed fresh. Wait a few days; unlike delivery, this actually arrives hot... metaphorically.)
- Vibe: Greasy, triumphant, and full of carbs.
- Best For: Friday nights, ordering takeout, and proving corporate slogans wrong.
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Shipping & Returns
All products are made in the USA and shipped immediately.
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Returns and exchanges are accepted up to 14 days after delivery.
