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$32.99 USD
Product Details
I'm not saying I'd trade my firstborn for a jar of dill pickles, but I'm not not saying that.
- The Cut: Premium Unisex Tee. (Boxy enough to hide the fact that I just drank the pickle juice straight from the jar.)
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Material: 100% Cotton. (Soft, breathable, and pairs perfectly with a sodium headache.)
- 90% Cotton / 10% Poly [Heather]
- The Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders. (Size up if you want that trendy "I didn't even try" oversized aesthetic.)
- Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Printed fresh. Wait a few days; fermentation takes time, and so does shipping.)
- Vibe: Salty, sour, and arguably the best snack on the planet.
- Best For: Midnight fridge raids, annoying people who "don't get" pickles, and general snacking.
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Shipping & Returns
All products are made in the USA and shipped immediately.
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Returns and exchanges are accepted up to 14 days after delivery.
