The sweetest way to tell everyone to zip it.

• Design: TheThreadDept Original
• The Cut: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. (Hides the stress-eating perfectly.)
• Material: 80% Cotton / 20% Poly. (Soft enough to sleep in, because I'm definitely not cleaning this kitchen tonight.)
• The Fit: True to size. (Size up one if you want that "I'm having a mental breakdown but make it fashion" loose look.)
• Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Freshly baked, aka printed. Wait a few days; patience is a virtue, unlike my mood.)
• Vibe: Sweet, spicy, and absolutely done with your nonsense.
• Best For: Holiday baking marathons, family gatherings where politics come up, and pretending you can't hear people.