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Finally, an acronym I can actually get behind. The only DILF I care about. Amphibians > Humans.
- Design: TheThreadDept Original
- The Cut: Premium Unisex Tee. (Boxy enough to hide the fact that I spent the last three hours scrolling through animal memes.)
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Material: 100% Cotton. (Soft enough to sleep in, which is my primary state of being.)
- 90% Cotton / 10% Poly [Heather]
- The Fit: Relaxed with dropped shoulders. (Size up if you_e going for that 'Adam Sandler on a bagel run' aesthetic.)
- Origin: Made-to-order in the USA. (Printed fresh. Wait a few days; good things take time, unlike my attention span.)
- Vibe: Chronically online, amphibious, and unbothered.
- Best For: Catching vibes (and maybe flies), explaining the joke to your grandma, and signaling your true priorities.
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Shipping & Returns
All products are made in the USA and shipped immediately.
- Free shipping on orders over $60
- Returns and exchanges are accepted up to 14 days after delivery.