Certified Funny Friend Uniform
Because being the comic relief is a full-time job.
Every friend group has one. The one who always makes everyone laugh. The one with the perfect comeback. The one who roasts you but somehow makes it okay.
If you're that person—first of all, thanks for your service. Second, you need a wardrobe to match the energy.
At The Thread Dept, we design tees for people who speak fluent sarcasm and think memes are a love language.
Here are 5 T-shirts made for the funniest person in the group (yeah, you):
💼 I’m the Unemployed Friend – Graphic Muscle Tee
We all have that one friend who’s always free. Weekdays? Free. Midday movie? Free. Monday morning hike? Still free. This tee? It’s their official uniform.
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🏈 If My Team Doesn’t Win, I’m Gonna Kill Myself – Graphic Sweatshirt
Some fans cheer. Others threaten to spiral. This one’s for the friend who treats game day like life or death—but still makes you laugh through every meltdown.
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🧬 I Am the Reason My Parents Got Divorced – Graphic Tee
Is it your fault? Probably not. Are you gonna joke about it anyway? Absolutely. For the friend who knows humor is the best coping mechanism.
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💸 Insurance Is a Scam – Graphic Tee
You pay and pay… and still owe more? Yeah, we’re over it. This tee is for anyone who's ever said “whatever” after reading the fine print.
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📏 World’s Smallest Cock – Graphic Tee
Is it a bird? A roast? A cry for help? Who knows. What we do know: this tee will get laughs (and maybe some nervous side-eyes).
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These shirts?
Perfect for class clowns, brutal besties, and anyone who makes chaos look stylish.
👉 Explore the full humor collection here
Warning: May cause spontaneous cackling and compliments.